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Proudly doing my part to cause the male loneliness epidemic.

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Asian parents give you unmoanable names so you can focus on your studies.

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Growing old is a process of saying “it’s probably nothing,” with increasing frequency and increasingly being wrong.

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That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: “Act normal, you are innocent.”

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I love saying “my man” and not his name, so when I get a new one, nobody knows.

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Problematic bed time gap relationship.

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Spiraling out of control if anyone wants anything.

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You can always tell it’s Monday because nobody’s smiling.

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I don’t want to do exercise, but I want to have done exercise.

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The downside of common sense is, having to deal with those that lack it.

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I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

I’ve started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. I don’t even know what it means, but I’ve had enough.

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Not to brag, but I’ve done nothing for several hours.

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Diabetes was the God of sugar.

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Why are so many people going everywhere whenever I have to go anywhere?

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Some people don’t have a permanent handwriting. It depends on their mood and the pen they use.

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Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so.

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I’ve been saying for years that cigs are better for you than vapes, and the vindication I feel now is just orgasmic.

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TMZ will find out you’re dead before you do.

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Unemployed folks always have esoteric knowledge, for some reason.

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Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched the argument I baited you with.

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Dearest, I beg of you, sleep properly and go for walks.

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Have we checked all food to see if exploding it makes it into something better or did we just stop with corn?

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People who pee in the shower, have you thought about peeing before you get in the shower?

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It’s like ten thousand tweets when all you need is a life.

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Need a dimly lit cocktail date with a gaze so lustful it causes God to draft up another sin.

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This Monday is Mondaying like it’s never Mondayed before.

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This is a horrible time in history to be a decent human being.

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The only person I ever call is my wife, and that’s just when we’re trying to find her phone.

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Establish dominance at work by telling your coworkers they look tired before they get a chance to say it to you.

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Moving is legitimately one of the worst human experiences.

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Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day.

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I’ve started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. I don’t even know what it means, but I’ve had enough.

Not to brag, but I’ve done nothing for several hours.

Diabetes was the God of sugar.

Why are so many people going everywhere whenever I have to go anywhere?

Some people don’t have a permanent handwriting. It depends on their mood and the pen they use.

Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so.

I’ve been saying for years that cigs are better for you than vapes, and the vindication I feel now is just orgasmic.

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Yes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system.

I was talking to someone and combined “all good” and “no worries” by saying “all worries”, which was a lot more accurate.

I want to be rich enough where I’m not offended by the price of beef jerky.

Being an adult is spending every day looking at a pill bottle, wondering, “Did I take this already?”

You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.

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Sorry, I ghosted you. I liked you too much.

My morning routine consists of talking myself out of quitting my job.

I travel like I’m rich, then eat like I’m broke.

The older I get, the more I respect Sleeping Beauty. She took one look at the world and said, “Nah.”

Nothing is funnier than seeing how angry someone gets when they realize they can’t manipulate you.

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I hate when recipes tell you to take something out of the pan and add it back in later. No way bro. It’s staying in there.

I always work very hard and intensively to ensure that my wife can proudly say: “That idiot over there? Yes, that’s mine!”

Think about how many more lovers you’d have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That’s what they are taking away from you.

I’m so single, even my husband won’t match with me on Tinder.

There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.

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Eight times a day, I ask myself which object in the office will hurt me enough so that I can go home, but at the same time won’t hurt too much.

GTA6 should have streams and wetlands so we can work to conserve and restore them.

Maybe the reason Miss Piggy is still single is she has a fear of kermitment.

All I care about is being financially stable and getting sexier.

So, if you are too tired to speak, sit next to me, because I am fluent in silence.

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Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so.

I’ve been saying for years that cigs are better for you than vapes, and the vindication I feel now is just orgasmic.

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