11 funny following quotes - Wordgag

It’s important to follow your significant other around the grocery store, not helping, and only hovering like the specter of death.

May 6, 2026

The female ability to be able to guess exactly which girl it is out of his 740 following.

Apr 1, 2026

When animals lead you to a place, it’s so cute… like, yes, I’m still following. Thank you for constantly turning around to make sure.

Mar 31, 2026

Why are conclusions necessary in essays? Were you not following?

Mar 31, 2026

Since I started following the wisdom of ancient Chinese philosopher Fuk Yu, my life has been so much better…

Mar 30, 2026

Gonna spend today following my cats into the kitchen and meowing at them until they give me treats.

Mar 30, 2026

Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.

Mar 29, 2026

I’m addicted to following the rules I made up. And also breaking the rules I made up.

Mar 29, 2026

Job market so bad, I started following my dreams.

Mar 28, 2026

You were there at the beginning of the Internet if you’ve heard the following: “Get off the web, I need to make a call!”

Mar 26, 2026

Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.

Mar 26, 2026