Just remembered I can just get drunk after work instead of quitting. That was a close one.

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Nothing has paid off less than learning to do the Macarena.

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When you’re talking to someone and you can tell they’re trying out a new word.

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Not to brag, but I drove and found a place I was looking for without turning down my music today.

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My hobby is misidentifying dinosaurs so my daughter can correct me.

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If I ever become a ghost, I’m gonna go back and haunt college me. Tell him to hydrate.

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“Are you getting your period?” God forbid I’m just evil.

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Quitting my job to rock around the Christmas tree.