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Just remembered I can just get drunk after work instead of quitting. That was a close one.

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Sounds like you've found the secret to job security! 🍻🤔🤣

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged after, after work, close, coping, coping mechanism, drinking, drunk, humor, i, joke, just, mechanism, quitting, work on May 30, 2026 by slickboy.

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