Just saw onto the sidelines, they literally have enough footballs for all the players, theyβre making them fight over that one for no reason. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Who knew that football was secretly a game of playground keep-away? πππ Related funny posts π€ βAI is coming for your jobs!β Iβd like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours. I wonder if that football guy will be at the Taylor Swift game again today. Iβd pretend to care about football for you. Establish dominance over your children by whining louder. The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).