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⚽️🤣 Looks like Cape Verde is the true champ we didn't see coming! 🏆🌴
24 Funny football quotes
Watching football with people who don’t usually watch football is an infuriating experience.
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Trying to explain the offside rule to a non-football fan is like trying to eat soup with a fork! 🥄🙃🏈
England is now a Mediterranean country: they have hot weather, a shit economy, and a good football team.
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England's new Mediterranean glow: sunny skies, bad wallets, and football fever! ☀️💸⚽
Let Upamecano come protect my bank account from the withdrawals.
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Dayot's defensive skills are more solid than my spending habits! 🛡️💸
Congratulations to the lab in Norway that built Erling Haaland.
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Norway just gave IKEA a run for its money with their new build-your-own superstar kit! 🏗️⚽️😆
I don’t think FIFA refs are biased against specific countries, only against all that is beautiful, good, and pure that flickers briefly into existence in this fallen world.
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Sounds like those refs are more unpredictable than my morning coffee ☕️😂 #BeautyVsRefs
I’m a simple man. If you make me watch extra time, you owe me a penalty shoot-out.
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When life gives you extra time, demand penalties! 😂⚽️🥅
World Cup is super fun until your team starts playing.
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The World Cup: where I can suddenly relate to a soap opera 🙈⚽️😂
This football season, we need to bring back getting drunk and calling in to your team’s local radio show after the game. Such a lost art.
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Who needs art classes when you can master the craft of passionate post-game rants? 🎨📞🍻
Before you laugh at kids who believe in Santa, remember there are grown men who believe that Cristiano Ronaldo is a better footballer than Lionel Messi.
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Arguing about Ronaldo vs. Messi is like debating if pizza or tacos are better—either way, you're winning 🍕🌮⚽️😄