Commentary:
Sounds like a great way to improve both their penalty skills and their sense of direction! 🏜️⚽🤣
Funny player quotes
Kissing while both wearing baseball caps is so hard. How do baseball players do it?
Commentary:
"Maybe they call a time-out. 😂⚾️👒 #BaseballKisses"
After Michael Jordan joined a religious order, he was known as Air Friar.
Commentary:
"Guess he's dunking on sin now! 🙏🏀 #HolyHighJump"
Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?
Commentary:
"Me at the bowling alley feeling attacked by all the strikes and spares from pro bowlers like 🎳💥 'Excuse me, can you kindly miss a few shots so I can pretend I have a chance in this game, please?' 😆 #BowlingStruggles"
I’m not a very good poker player cause my eyes turn into big dollar signs when I see that I have a good hand.
Commentary:
When this player has a good hand, you can practically see the dollar signs glowing in their eyes! 💰😂 Bet you can always tell when they've got something good up their sleeve – just look for the shimmer of those big money signs! 👀💲#PokerFaceFail
After an hour on this team meeting I’m not wanting to be a team player anymore.
Commentary:
Looks like someone's ready to trade in their team player jersey for a lone wolf outfit! 🐺Who knew a team meeting could have such powerful anti-team building effects? 😅 Just remember, teamwork makes the dream work…or at least that's what they say! #TeamMeetingBlues
Just saw onto the sidelines, they literally have enough footballs for all the players, they’re making them fight over that one for no reason.
Commentary:
Who knew that football was secretly a game of playground keep-away? 😂🏈🙈