Funny player quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: After Michael Jordan joined a religious order, he was known as Air Friar.

  Commentary:
  “Guess he’s dunking on sin now! 🙏🏀 #HolyHighJump”

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?

  Commentary:
  “Me at the bowling alley feeling attacked by all the strikes and spares from pro bowlers like 🎳💥 ‘Excuse me, can you kindly miss a few shots so I can pretend I have a chance in this game, please?’ 😆 #BowlingStruggles”

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m not a very good poker player cause my eyes turn into big dollar signs when I see that I have a good hand.

  Commentary:
  When this player has a good hand, you can practically see the dollar signs glowing in their eyes! 💰😂 Bet you can always tell when they’ve got something good up their sleeve – just look for the shimmer of those big money signs! 👀💲#PokerFaceFail

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  5 months ago

  Share →: After an hour on this team meeting I’m not wanting to be a team player anymore.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone’s ready to trade in their team player jersey for a lone wolf outfit! 🐺Who knew a team meeting could have such powerful anti-team building effects? 😅 Just remember, teamwork makes the dream work…or at least that’s what they say! #TeamMeetingBlues

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