“Life is a marathon, not a sprint.” Cool, I dislike both of those things. Commentary:Sounds like a life of couch marathons and snack sprints is more my style! 🛋️😂🍕 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I no longer dislike Mondays, I’m mature now… I dislike the whole week. You ran a half marathon? That’s really cool, I’ve almost finished a bunch of things, too. My friend and I had a running joke. She said, “Let’s do a marathon,” and then we both laughed. One day you’re hip and cool, and then out of nowhere you say things like hip and cool. I’ve never completed a marathon, but I’ve listened to my mom tell a story, so don’t talk to me about endurance.
