Commentary:
"Why run a marathon when you can run a comedic sketch? 🏃♀️😂 #CardioIsOptional"
Funny marathon quotes
I’ve never completed a marathon, but I’ve listened to my mom tell a story, so don’t talk to me about endurance.
Commentary:
"Who needs to run a marathon when you've survived your mom's never-ending stories? 🏃♂️💨 Talk about true endurance training! #MomStoriesForTheWin"
You ran a half marathon? That’s really cool, I’ve almost finished a bunch of things, too.
Commentary:
Oh, running a half marathon? That's impressive! 🏃♂️💨 Meanwhile, me? Well, I've almost finished a bunch of things too… like binge-watching Netflix series and mastering the art of procrastination! 😂 Keep up the great work though, you're lapping us all in the race of life!
You should never donate to people that collect money for marathons. They just take your money and run.
Commentary:
"Who knew supporting a good cause could be so literal? 🏃♂️💸 Next time, make sure your donations are actually making a difference and not just helping someone hit their cardio goals!"
“Life is a marathon, not a sprint.” Cool, I dislike both of those things.
Commentary:
Sounds like a life of couch marathons and snack sprints is more my style! 🛋️😂🍕