Life so stupid, I just want a burger and to be held. Posted onMay 20, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Why do I feel like my soulmate is a burger with really strong arms? 🍔💪😂 Related funny posts 🤝 Burger King implies the existence of an entire burger based feudal system. I think my soulmate might be carbs. You’ve got to question the legitimacy of the Burger Kingdom if Burger King is just handing out crowns to anybody willy-nilly. My problem areas are my upper arms and earth. I’ve never seen a McDonald’s or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.