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It got weird when I thought both arm rests at the movie theatre were mine.

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“I’ll see” = not coming, never was coming, never even considered it.

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Instead of saying “Good morning,” my wife and I go straight into explanations of how badly we each slept.

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I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.

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Presumably, if you had a time machine, you could just kill young adult Hitler. The baby part seems gratuitous.

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Take me back to the night we met so I can never give you a chance.

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Love triangle? You mean this Dorito?

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Bird flu? Yeah, they’re known to do that.

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Men make money to be with a woman, but women make money to not have to be with a man. Clock it!

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My self-care routine is mostly just going to Mexican restaurants.

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Scared to go on dates, cause what if I find the one and never be able to be single again.

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My teen would like you to know I ruined her life when I did her laundry today.

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In English we say: “You changed.” But in poetry we say: “You became a stranger wearing the face I used to love, and I am haunted by the ghost of who you were.”

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Caught my husband staring at me again. He’s probably weighing his pros and cons.

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I’m basically a taxi today for the kids and dogs.

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Words I heard most when I ran errands with my dad: “Wait in the truck.”

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Meow means woof in cat.

Going viral on Discord:

Maybe coffee is addicted to me?

Going bananas on TikTok:

Winter is actually awesome because if you put on a couple of movies at 5 p.m., it’s already pitch black and the evening is super long, so it feels like you’re staying up til 2 a.m., but in reality, it’s only 11 p.m. 10/10!

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Work beers should be a daily thing.

Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand …”

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Witty quote about women in meetings, humorously highlighting their quest for complete understanding.

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Waking up early is cool until it starts feeling like you’ve had a long day at 10 a.m.

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I have re-entered the Band of Brothers rewatch stage of male depression.

83 shares on Facebook this month:

The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.

56 shares on Discord this month:

Bands are always like “here’s another song”. Yeah, no shit, that’s pretty much all you do.

39 shares on Pinterest this month:

You misunderstood me. I said I was a “bawler,” not a “baller.” You know, someone who cries a lot.

37 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m never single for too long, you gotta catch me while you can.

88 shares on Twitch this month:

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

51 shares on WeChat this month:

Why do men always think “looking for fun” means sex? Wat if I want us to draw?

21 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need this election to be over.

28 shares on Snapchat this month:

Let’s just call ourselves divorced now and skip the stressful, expensive bit in the middle.

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Santa punched a hole in my wall because I left him soy milk.

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Men call us “gold diggers” when we expect them to pay for a meal. Honey, a gold digger goes after yachts, not a piece of chicken.

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Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.

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I was going to buy my wife a car for Christmas but then I remembered I don’t live in a commercial.

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How I clean my room: 1. Start in one corner. 2. Find something from six years ago and stare at it nostalgically for five hours. 3. Go to bed.

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Kettlebells? I thought you said kettle chips.

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Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time?

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I have read that there are imaginary pregnancies. The belly gets bigger and bigger, but there is no baby inside. Finally a diagnosis.

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You see how in cartoons, when they’re hungry, their friends start looking like a chicken leg? That’s how ovulation feels.

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I don’t just hold a grudge; I love it, pet it, feed it and take it for long walks on the beach.

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Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

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It’s amazing, when it’s your birthday you really feel the love from family, friends, lovers, former dentists, yoga studios and various smootheries.

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A diamond is forever, and so is my teen’s grudge against me for some random stuff every other day.

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Feeling melancholy. Think I’ll have a drink and make things much worse.

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If I could be in two places at once, I’d be in bed twice.

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My husband said it would be easier if we had a Christmas house that we moved into in December, instead of taking all these decorations out.

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Accidentally said “normal” when they asked what milk I wanted at the leftist cafe.

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I used to schedule naps, but now they’re little surprise parties my body throws at all hours of the day.

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I’m sorry that I bit you, I was trying to flirt.

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Worst thing about cutting off all your hair is you go to work and everyone treats you like Today’s Special Boy.

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Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand …”

Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.

Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?

Sex is cool, but have you ever had garlic bread?

Don’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder.

It’s interesting growing up and learning that most adults are not smart. I had my suspicions as a kid, but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so we can hit each other.

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Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand …”

Keep the laugh going 😂

Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.

Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?

Sex is cool, but have you ever had garlic bread?

Don’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder.

It’s interesting growing up and learning that most adults are not smart. I had my suspicions as a kid, but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so we can hit each other.

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