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The first people who called chocolate a vegetable are the real heroes.

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In the 90s, you could tell who won the rap battle by who was still alive.

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Noise cancelling headphones but for when the noises are coming from inside your head.

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I like to play this fun game while I clean out the fridge called what is this, how long has it been in here and how do I kill it?

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Women watch Netflix with subtitles because they don’t know how to listen.

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The horror: “Come on, I’ll introduce you to everyone.”

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I’m cold! That’s not goose bumps anymore, that’s woodchip wallpaper.

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When you say “You’re going to hate me for this,” you’re making a very large assumption that I don’t hate you already.

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What if you went to ET’s planet and all of the other ET’s were wearing clothes?

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The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration.