Make sure you bury me near a bathroom because death is long, and I’m sure I’ll still have to get up and pee. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Finally, a valid reason to haunt the living: bathroom breaks! 🚽👻 Related funny posts 🤝 Do you enjoy addiction, anxiety, and urinating? Then coffee may be the beverage for you. At my age I don’t sleep, I nap between pee breaks. How do people post 25 times a day? The only thing I can do 25 times a day is pee. I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works. You should be able to call in sad to work.