funny burial quotes - Wordgag

I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”.

May 22, 2026

Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed over their chest because of the belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

May 22, 2026

The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

May 22, 2026

Make sure you bury me near a bathroom because death is long, and I’m sure I’ll still have to get up and pee.

Mar 31, 2026

When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants, so it’s illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips!

Mar 28, 2026

Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

Mar 28, 2026