Trendy Funny Quotes

  • If you tell me to watch until the end, the end better be in five seconds.
  • Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.
  • I haven’t tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor, so I’m sure I wouldn’t like Yoga.
  • “You look tired”. No, I’m just ugly.
  • I always work very hard and intensively to ensure that my wife can proudly say: “That idiot over there? Yes, that’s mine!”
  • I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzled and exhausted on their websites, so I can get a real idea of what their clothes will look like on me.