Money does not buy happiness, but it’s better to cry in a sports car than on a bicycle.

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Hi, I’m a social media user, you might know me from such hits as “I’m leaving this stupid place” and “I’m back everybody.”

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It’s crazy windy today. Trash is blowing everywhere, so watch out for your ex.

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Just did a seductive hair flip and an onion ring flew out.

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If I got a Dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.

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Sometimes your ankle takes a vacation while you’re walking.

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Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

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“You’re a psychopath!” At least I’m on a path, babe, sort your life out.