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My age is news to me every single time I remember.

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Every time I remember my age, I feel like I need a stiff drink… of water! 💦🧓😅

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged age, every, humor, i, me, memory, news, remember, self-awareness, single, surprise, time on Aug 22, 2026 by slickboy.

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