Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

I consider the second page of Google results the dark web.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

People who leave the blinds closed the entire plane ride: who hurt you?

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

No revenge, because losing someone like me is enough.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

I hate when the lotion bottle pump squirts the hardened remains of its mucus plug into the palm of your hand.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

I will always be hotter than everyone who hates me.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

Called myself to see if I’d answer, sent me to voicemail. Twice.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

I’ve done the math and I regret to inform you I’m your soulmate.