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  • I get real disrespectful with serving sizes. A bag is not gonna tell me what to do.
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  • Facebook: because time isn’t going to pass on it’s own.
  • Comments other people make during a movie are annoying. Comments I make during a movie enhance the experience.
  • Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.
  • I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting… It’s like, woah, I’m not the same person I was last night.