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My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.

My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.

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Having a lot of Facebook friends is like having a vast pen collection – it may look impressive, but in reality, only a select few are actually useful! Just like how only one pen writes, only a handful of friends truly engage and interact with you online. Quality over quantity, right?

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged collection, Facebook, friend, humor, i, media, observation, pen, relationship, social, social media on Mar 18, 2025 by slickboy.

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