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Someone from ðŸ‡đ🇞 has bookmarked:

I hope some dyslexic people don’t mail Satan instead of Santa.

Someone from ðŸ‡ļðŸ‡ŧ has downloaded:

My workout is reading in bed until my arms hurt.

Someone from ðŸ‡ļðŸ‡ą has copied:

I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.

Someone from ðŸ‡Ŧ🇷 has shared:

Don’t worry, bro. She’s probably just working on a puzzle right now. She’ll get back to you.

Someone from ðŸ‡ē🇭 has shared:

The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĩðŸ‡ū has downloaded:

And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.

Someone from 🇧ðŸ‡Đ has downloaded:

My boyfriend talks to everyone while I stand by quietly, planning my escape.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĻðŸ‡ģ has downloaded:

People in my real life annoy me, so I come online to annoy you.

Someone from 🇷🇞 has shared:

Oh good. Another day.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĻðŸ‡Ķ has downloaded:

Blowing kisses to my coworkers so that nobody talks to me today.

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“I could see myself living here,” I said, in a different city for more than 24 hours.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

I’m officially at the age where I’m not upgrading my phone until it stops working.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Make every hug more interesting by mysteriously whispering, “the Dark Lord stands at the crossroads!”

Seen just now on YouTube:

If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it linear, I can tell you that much.

Just landed via Messenger:

It’s so hot outside that when I opened my front door I thought I was checking on my oven.

Trending via Telegram:

I am staying up till a million o’clock tonight.

Spotted on YouTube:

Dear Santa, Money!

Spotted on YouTube:

One interesting thing I learned in my thirties is that you can leave a bar before it closes.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Hey, you should start your own business and then mind it.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Remember you are dust and, after you send this email, to dust you shall return.

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Someone from ðŸ‡ŦðŸ‡Ū has downloaded:

I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

Sleep is a beautiful thing. You don’t miss anyone, you can’t do anything wrong and you simply feel nothing.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĻðŸ‡Đ has copied:

A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!”

Someone from 🇊🇷 has viewed:

If I got possessed demonically, I wouldn’t even notice it. With everything else I’ve got going on.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĐðŸ‡ī has viewed:

If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind.

Someone from 🇊ðŸ‡đ has bookmarked:

Remembering my youth, and a time where I could breath out of more than one nostril at once.

Someone from 🇧ðŸ‡Ū has shared:

Some days you feel like a hotel light. You’re there, but you don’t have enough energy to really do anything.

Someone from 🇚ðŸ‡ŋ has downloaded:

The grass isn’t really greener over there; that’s just a filter.

Someone from ðŸ‡đ🇷 has copied:

It’s always fun listening to someone’s lie when you already know the truth.

Someone from ðŸ‡ū🇊 has shared:

“Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight!” Okay, then explain bayonets to me.

Social Media Log ðŸ’Ŧ

Spotted on Threads:

Life can be so beautiful, you just can’t get sober.

Just landed via YouTube:

People always ask me why there’s a chair in my shower. Who the hell eats breakfast standing up?

Making waves on Facebook:

Watched a movie on Netflix last night that was so bad, I walked out of my own house.

Going viral on Twitch:

I’m gonna build a pirate ship and sail the high seas. Who’s coming with?

Seen just now on TikTok:

You can just make up words and if you say them in a Scottish accent, people will think they’re real: Looka the wee janglers on that tary bibbit.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Therapy is basically me saying, “I did a thing,” and my therapist saying, “Yay, good job!”

Live now on Reddit:

Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not working.

Shared recently on Threads:

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”.

Shared recently on Slack:

I’m officially at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to go anywhere after work.

Spotted on Twitch:

Weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious. Like, what the hell was that?

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