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Apr 1, 2026

My favorite Christmas Eve tradition is the one where I tell my kids we have to get the house spotless, or Santa won’t come.

Funny holiday quote about convincing kids Santa won't come without a spotless house.

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Sounds like Santa's not just checking his list twice, but inspecting for dust bunnies too! 🧹🎅✨

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