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At this point of my celibacy, I can see the same colors as mantis shrimp. What do you know about blorange and gurple?

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Every day I ask ChatGPT if it knows where my keys are and if it ever knows the answer, I’m suing everybody.

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If I had a dollar for every time I didn’t know what was going on, I’d be like, why am I always getting all this money?

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A Tinder type app, but it matches you with sandwiches.

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Let’s call it a year. I’ve had enough. Merry Christmas, y’all.

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5 months ago

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Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a second.

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2 months ago

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70 shares on Snapchat this month:

I love talkative cats. Like, yeah, bro. Meow, meow! You’re so right.

12 shares on Facebook this month:

I logged on to Amazon and they said that they have run out of things that I don’t need.

93 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’ve had two glasses of wine and responded with “Omgggg congrats, sweet girl” on an engagement post of someone I haven’t spoken to in 5 years.

75 shares on Messenger this month:

I didn’t lose an hour of sleep. The hour of sleep lost me.

40 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Messages are way funnier when you know how that person talks.

82 shares on Pinterest this month:

The husband, child, and dog are all snoring. WTF is this?

76 shares on Threads this month:

Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.

36 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.

29 shares on Slack this month:

Livin’ la vida vodka!

19 shares on Messenger this month:

I got one brain cell left and it moves around my head like a Windows screensaver.

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Apple juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol, but it’s too shy.

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Me and the fellas making welcome gift baskets for the aliens.

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I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that you’re an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.

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No, you don’t understand. This is my special mistake. I keep making it because it is very dear to me, like an old friend.

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In these difficult times, it’s important to remember that cheese exists.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

Can’t believe I spent so many years of my life asking teachers if I was allowed to use the bathroom, and sometimes be told no. What the hell?

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I’m not a perfectionist. I’m more of a good-enoughist.

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It’s curious how kids are always really hungry right before dinner and right after dinner, but never during actual dinner.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

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Forget my browser history, when I finally pass from this earth, please delete my calculator history because it’s way more embarrassing.

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My favorite part of parenting is when the kids are bored enough to entertain themselves, but getting to that point is excruciating.

Going viral on WeChat:

I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

You know you’re getting old when you and the grocery store have the same playlist.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I don’t know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours.

Making waves on Telegram:

Cats hear everything. They just don’t care.

Making waves on Twitch:

I wish other jobs let us solve issues by releasing diss tracks. Got some sick rhymes about Debbie from accounting and her poorly structured invoicing.

Trending via Discord:

Nothing is complicated when you’re simple-minded like me.

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The healthy food in my fridge should be grateful really. It survives much longer than everything else.

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I absolutely loooooove getting in the bed. The excitement of finally laying down? Unmatched.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

He just walked right into my heart and switched on the lights.

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My girlfriend wants us to try couples counseling and I said we should use my therapist because he already knows what’s wrong with her.

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At this point of my celibacy, I can see the same colors as mantis shrimp. What do you know about blorange and gurple?

Every day I ask ChatGPT if it knows where my keys are and if it ever knows the answer, I’m suing everybody.

If I had a dollar for every time I didn’t know what was going on, I’d be like, why am I always getting all this money?

A Tinder type app, but it matches you with sandwiches.

Let’s call it a year. I’ve had enough. Merry Christmas, y’all.

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