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10 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Missed garbage day today, if you’re looking for a bad boy that doesn’t play by the rules.

32 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Might start a YouTube channel “will it hurt if I drop it on my foot”.

55 shares on Messenger this month:

Manipulative birthday text to an ex idea: thank you for loving me briefly in the way that only you could.

67 shares on Snapchat this month:

You wake up at 6 a.m. and it’s like you have 48 hours instead of 24.

32 shares on YouTube this month:

Big accounts just say water is wet and get 1 trillion likes.

27 shares on Snapchat this month:

I don’t understand, “kill them with kindness”; can I use a lightsaber instead?

30 shares on X this month:

I didn’t mean to mimic your voice, I just had to know what it felt like to sound like that.

23 shares on Instagram this month:

Santa has the right idea: only visit people once a year, eat a snack, leave early.

27 shares on Pinterest this month:

Can anyone recommend some good places for somebody just getting into visiting?

75 shares on Pinterest this month:

My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list that I was making, and now, I can’t read anything.

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I’m optimistic, in a pessimistic way.

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Due to personal reasons, I’ve decided to become your problem.

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Got my mind on my money and my money is nowhere to be found.

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Shaved my bush and went down a pants size.

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Difference between a flirt and harassment: if you are handsome, it’s a flirt, if you are ugly, it’s harassment.

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Don’t hate me, date me!

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Don’t invite me anywhere last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

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I need to eat healthier but donuts exist.

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Shazam but for random noises outside.

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You know the nap is good when it left you marks.

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Everyone’s an empath until I need to borrow some cash.

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One day you burned a CD for the last time and didn’t even realize it.

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Texting a man first feels like I’m on my hands and knees begging him to talk to me.

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Have come to the devastating realization that I am an over-nodder on video calls.

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Don’t hate me because I can fall asleep within seconds; hate me because I can sleep through the night without having to get up to go to the bathroom.

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You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework. You can’t have both.

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Someone needs to make an app for a Tamagotchi that you keep alive by going offline.

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In a relationship with my bedroom fan.

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Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.

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I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features.

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My girlfriend wants us to try couples counseling and I said we should use my therapist because he already knows what’s wrong with her.

People who pee in the shower, have you thought about peeing before you get in the shower?

If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.

The IRS needs special envelopes for when you’re not in trouble.

People don’t realize how hard you ride for them until you park.

Presumably, if you had a time machine, you could just kill young adult Hitler. The baby part seems gratuitous.

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My girlfriend wants us to try couples counseling and I said we should use my therapist because he already knows what’s wrong with her.

Keep the laugh going 😂

People who pee in the shower, have you thought about peeing before you get in the shower?

If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.

The IRS needs special envelopes for when you’re not in trouble.

People don’t realize how hard you ride for them until you park.

Presumably, if you had a time machine, you could just kill young adult Hitler. The baby part seems gratuitous.

Can’t believe I didn’t get invited to that party I would have made up an excuse not to go to.

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