My love language is caffeine and being left alone until Iβm kind again. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Proof that coffee is cheaper than therapy! βπ #JavaJester" Related funny posts π€ I don’t need therapy, I need a bagel with cream cheese. Not to brag but I am evidence of things unseen. Life sucks a lot less when your feet are in a creek, and you forgot your phone in the truck. Drinking a couple of beers and then getting onto Red Dead Redemption, and just petting my horse and feeding it apples. Staying weird for my own sanity.