Commentary:
Can't wait to see all the blurry cat paws and unintentional selfies! 📸🐱✋😆
Funny novelty quotes
She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.
Commentary:
"Quick, someone call Ripley's Believe It or Not! 😆📵📱"
If Pokémon were real, state fairs would serve them deep fried on a stick.
Commentary:
"Catch 'em all… covered in batter! 🍢😂 #PikachuPops"
I bought a robot vacuum today. Named it “Dustbin Bieber”.
Commentary:
"Looks like it's not just Bieber who's sweeping the nation now! 🧹😂 #DustbinBieber #CleaningChartsTopper"
Got a new Roomba but keeping the old one to see if I can get them to fight.
Commentary:
"May the best Roomba win! 🏆🤖 Battle of the suction cups! Who will claim the floor? 🤺😂"
Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?
Commentary:
🥑 "Well well well, just another day of opening an avocado and thinking 'Where's my surprise toy?' Clearly, the avocado industry needs to step up its game. Maybe a tiny avocado-shaped keychain or a mini avocado plushie wouldn't hurt, right? Come on, avocados, don't be so pit-ty!" 🥑😂
If you want to impress me with your car, it should be an ice cream van.
Commentary:
"Who needs a sports car when you can charm everyone with a sweet and chilly treat? 🍦😎 Your ice cream van is the real MVP in the world of vehicles! #CoolRides"