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My new coffee table book, “Accidental Screenshots,” is available for pre-order now.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

If Pokémon were real, state fairs would serve them deep fried on a stick.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

I bought a robot vacuum today. Named it “Dustbin Bieber”.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

Got a new Roomba but keeping the old one to see if I can get them to fight.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?

Posted onMar 25, 2026

If you want to impress me with your car, it should be an ice cream van.

Posted onMar 24, 2026

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