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My New Year’s resolution is to be less presumptuous and rude to others. I’ll bet yours is to lose weight, isn’t it?

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Talk about setting the bar high! I'll assume the universe's resolution is to make me laugh more. 😂🙌

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bet, humor, less, lose, loss, new, New Year’s resolution, others, presumption, resolution, rude, rudeness, sarcasm, weight, weight loss, year's, yours on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

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