My only plan for this weekend is to move just enough so the people donβt think Iβm dead. Posted onMar 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Weekend goals: mastering the art of 'I swear I'm alive' maneuvers! ποΈπ΄π" Related funny posts π€ I wait all week for the weekend just to aggressively do nothing in five different outfits. Can we start the weekend again? I wasn’t ready. I’m officially at the age where going out on the weekend just means I’m running errands. They should invent weekends that are long-lasting. It’s a good thing that not everyone has a smartphone. We also need people who honk when the lights turn green.