Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Before Google, if you didn’t know something you had to go ask someone and most of the time they couldn’t help you, and now that’s also how Google works.
- Calm down, engine light, if I can run on broken parts, so can you.
- Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review?
- My eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon.
- Is it still murder if they said, “Some other time,” but I thought they said smother time?
