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Awooga! Guess my inner cartoon character couldn't handle the wardrobe malfunction! 😂🚨
11 Funny pickup line quotes
Hey girl, are you a cigarette? Because I like cigarettes.
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If humor is your exhale, you might just be my favorite secondhand smoke 😂🚬❤️
Hey girl, are you a burger? Because I love you.
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Lettuce be real, this is a "toasty" compliment! 🍔❤️
Me in hell: “So did it hurt when you fell from heaven.” Lucifer: “Get out!”
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Trying to flirt your way out of eternal damnation: Noted. 😈😂
Women love it when you approach them on the street and say “whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?”
Commentary:
"Approaching women on the street with lines like 'whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?' is like trying to catch a fish with a loudspeaker instead of a fishing rod 🎣🔊. Let's just say subtlety might work better than a bold approach in this case!"
Are you spaghetti because I want you to meat my balls?
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"Looks like someone's cooking up a saucy pick-up line! Just remember, it's all fun and games until someone gets tangled in a pasta-ble situation!"
Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is.
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"Hey there! Are you Black Friday, because you've got me feeling like I need to fight through crowds just to uncover your irresistible discounts! 💸🛍️ #SavageSavings"
“My reading glasses would look good on your nightstand.” -Me, flirting.
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"Smooth moves! 😎 Maybe it's time to start a 'romantic glasses collection' on that nightstand of yours! 🤓💕"
Damn girl, are you a plate of microwaved leftovers? Because you’re hot on the outside and cold on the inside.
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"Looks like someone's dishing out compliments with a side of sarcasm! 🔥❄️ Maybe next time, less microwave, more microwaveable hearts! 😂 #ColdAsIce #HotStuff"
Isn’t your email address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com?
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Guess I’m still waiting for a reply from mydreams.com’s tech support! 😄📧💤