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Awooga! Guess my inner cartoon character couldn't handle the wardrobe malfunction! 😂🚨
13 Funny pickup quotes
Hey girl, are you a cigarette? Because I like cigarettes.
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If humor is your exhale, you might just be my favorite secondhand smoke 😂🚬❤️
Girls flirt by orbiting your general location like an electron.
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When she’s got you spinning like you're the nucleus of a high school chemistry project 😂🔬💫
Hey girl, are you a burger? Because I love you.
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Lettuce be real, this is a "toasty" compliment! 🍔❤️
Me in hell: “So did it hurt when you fell from heaven.” Lucifer: “Get out!”
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Trying to flirt your way out of eternal damnation: Noted. 😈😂
Wife bought something on FB Marketplace, but she’s afraid she’ll get kidnapped, so she sends me to pick it up from a guy whose wife sent him because she’s afraid to get kidnapped.
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When two scared warriors meet for the legendary exchange of mildly used household goods 😅🤝🛍️ #BraveHearts
Women love it when you approach them on the street and say “whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?”
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"Approaching women on the street with lines like 'whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?' is like trying to catch a fish with a loudspeaker instead of a fishing rod 🎣🔊. Let's just say subtlety might work better than a bold approach in this case!"
Are you spaghetti because I want you to meat my balls?
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"Looks like someone's cooking up a saucy pick-up line! Just remember, it's all fun and games until someone gets tangled in a pasta-ble situation!"
Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is.
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"Hey there! Are you Black Friday, because you've got me feeling like I need to fight through crowds just to uncover your irresistible discounts! 💸🛍️ #SavageSavings"
“My reading glasses would look good on your nightstand.” -Me, flirting.
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"Smooth moves! 😎 Maybe it's time to start a 'romantic glasses collection' on that nightstand of yours! 🤓💕"