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I did not spend years turning the faucet off while I brushed my teeth, so corporations could ruin the environment with festering AI slop.

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One thing I miss about the pandemic is getting to rip my mask off like I just botched a surgery.

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Elections is like waiting for the results of a biopsy, except half your family hopes it’s cancer.

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It is kind of inspiring that I messed up my life without drugs, gambling or a troubled youth. People really can do anything.

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That uncle who kept his distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense to you as you get older.

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“I’m not dramatic. I just react with the intensity of a Shakespearean widow at all times.”

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Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.