My teen being nice to me is getting really expensive.

My teen being nice to me is getting really expensive.

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“My teen being nice to me is like finding a rare gem 💎 in a minefield of eye rolls and attitude 💁‍♀️💸. I guess kindness isn’t always free, especially in the teenage world! 🤑 #TeenagerDilemmas”

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