My worst fear is looking out my window at night, and someone looking right at me. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When you realize you're not the only one enjoying a midnight staring contest! 👀😂 Related funny posts 🤝 The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early. Being an adult is spending every day looking at a pill bottle, wondering, “Did I take this already?” You can tell me what you want, but alcohol and eye contact are a dangerous combination. I could be staring at my hand locking my front door, and I still won’t feel 100% sure my front door was locked. Before marriage, I would sit at a stoplight for hours because I had no one to tell me the light had changed to green.