Commentary:
"Why open up when you can keep the mystery alive? 🎭🚔 #StaySilent"
Funny paranoia quotes
Weed smokers be like, “Hold up — before we go to the store, I have to get scared.”
Commentary:
"When grocery shopping turns into a horror movie: *The Munchies: Chapter 4!* 🛒🌿👻😂"
After ten true crime podcasts you start to think you could probably solve a murder. After a hundred you start to think you could probably get away with one.
Commentary:
"Listening to true crime podcasts: turning armchair detectives into potential masterminds since forever 🔍🎧🕵️♂️ #CrimePodcastJunkie #DontMessWithUs"
My worst fear is looking out my window at night, and someone looking right at me.
Commentary:
When you realize you're not the only one enjoying a midnight staring contest! 👀😂