Just paid my bills. The only thing left on my card is my name and expiration date. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess my card decided to go on a diet because it's looking really light now! 💸😅 Related funny posts 🤝 I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied. The best way for me to stick to my diet is to go straight back to sleep after breakfast. I feel like a credit card, cause I’m constantly being used irresponsibly. You can’t scare me; you’re not my credit card bill. It’s exciting to receive a Valentine’s Day card and not know who it’s from. A Father’s Day card, not so much.