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Clever and funny quote about paying bills leaving only name and expiration date on card.

Just paid my bills. The only thing left on my card is my name and expiration date.

Commentary:
Guess my card decided to go on a diet because it's looking really light now! 💸😅

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bill, bills, card, credit, credit card, date, debt, expiration, expiration date, finance, humor, just, left, money, name, only, paid, payment, thing on May 19, 2026 by slickboy.

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