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"Trying to come between a girl and her fries is like challenging a tornado to a dance-off 💃🍟 Trust me, you do not want to mess with that kind of 'hangry' force of nature! 😂 #FriesOverGuys"

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37 shares on X this month:

The worst part about going to work is the part where you have to go to work.

75 shares on Snapchat this month:

Love is in the air fryer.

94 shares on WhatsApp this month:

How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again?

94 shares on Facebook this month:

We seriously need to bring back courting. What the hell is ‘wyd tonight?’ Arrive on a horse and bring flowers like a man.

26 shares on Facebook this month:

Airports are the perfect place to see people who are experiencing their first day on Earth.

46 shares on Discord this month:

At the gym, everyone thinks exclusively about how little weight I can lift and how quickly I’m out of breath, because the world revolves around me.

35 shares on X this month:

Welcome to your 40’s: you get excited about avocados now.

99 shares on Snapchat this month:

They should invent a day where I don’t wonder why.

76 shares on Snapchat this month:

If you play guitar in a band, always make sure to look like it hurts to play.

66 shares on Slack this month:

The longer you go without something, the more comfortable you become without it. That goes for people, too.

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The Cranberries. Great band name. You pick a fruit and you get to work.

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Don’t fall for me — I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat.

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The fake cough I use when calling in sick is now available on iTunes.

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I had a healthy appendix removed, just to show the other organs that I will not tolerate any bullshit.

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Nothing worse than realising you vented to the wrong person.

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The only time your man will surprise you is when you specifically tell him what you want.

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User: the word computer professionals use when they mean ‘idiot.’

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Folding laundry is like packing to stay home.

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Why the hell is it called the restroom? I am fighting for my life in here.

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Hello, hi. Don’t invite me anywhere until next year. The money is finished. Regards.

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Have come to the devastating realization that I am an over-nodder on video calls.

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My favorite part of fall is when the mosquitoes go back to hell.

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Been whispering “I like invented her” about my newborn every few hours.

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Some people feel like unpaid actors in my sitcom called “What Fresh Chaos Is This?”

Seen just now on Threads:

Seriously, how sexy was Freud’s mom?

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The word “misread” can be misread as “misread.”

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It’s not magic, but I bet you are reading this post with one leg on top of the other.

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DUI stands for: don’t Uber, I got this.

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Not to brag, but I just stood up without making a sound. Don’t be jealous.

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I can’t wait until I’m old enough to pretend I can’t hear.

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Never get in between a girl and her fries. It’s just common sense really.

Cheers to all who skipped that one dish at Thanksgiving because you just didn’t trust the person who brought it.

I run every day for 30 minutes. If I miss a day, I add 30 minutes to the next day. This has truly been a game changer. Tomorrow I’m supposed to run for 3 weeks.

If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.

Guy on the day of the 1918 armistice, walking around the trench, clapping, saying things like “Great work, everyone,” and “We did it, team.”

Shorts should be half the price of pants.

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Never get in between a girl and her fries. It’s just common sense really.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Cheers to all who skipped that one dish at Thanksgiving because you just didn’t trust the person who brought it.

I run every day for 30 minutes. If I miss a day, I add 30 minutes to the next day. This has truly been a game changer. Tomorrow I’m supposed to run for 3 weeks.

If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.

That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

Guy on the day of the 1918 armistice, walking around the trench, clapping, saying things like “Great work, everyone,” and “We did it, team.”

Shorts should be half the price of pants.

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