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  • It’s important to set an alarm the first day of school, so you remember to pick up the kids.
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  • I love when someone is like β€œI’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!”
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  • People who shower at night are bold enough to assume tomorrow’s even happening.