Never get in between a girl and her fries. It’s just common sense really.

Never get in between a girl and her fries. It’s just common sense really.

Commentary:
“Trying to come between a girl and her fries is like challenging a tornado to a dance-off 💃🍟 Trust me, you do not want to mess with that kind of ‘hangry’ force of nature! 😂 #FriesOverGuys”

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