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Self-cleaning conscience.

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I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.

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Never get in between a girl and her fries. Itโ€™s just common sense really.

Humorous quote highlighting a girl's love for fries with a playful vibe.

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"Trying to come between a girl and her fries is like challenging a tornado to a dance-off ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐ŸŸ Trust me, you do not want to mess with that kind of 'hangry' force of nature! ๐Ÿ˜‚ #FriesOverGuys"



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