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Job hunting has legitimately been the most demoralizing experience of my life. Nothing else will make you realize how little you can actually do.

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I travel like I’m rich, then eat like I’m broke.

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People in my real life annoy me, so I come online to annoy you.

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Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.

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Can we take a moment to celebrate the little ride we get in the pneumatic chair at the hair salon or barber when they pump it up or down?

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Muting morons is good for your health.

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I’m sorry for setting the impossible standards that the rest of you try to live up to.

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A middle finger hits different when your nails are done.

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, so eat that cake today.

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One day my sanity went out for smokes and never came back.

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Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?

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I wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before a cop would be like, hey, you can’t do that anymore.

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Twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random dude walking by agrees with you.

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Don’t forget to have an orgasm today. Partner is optional. Pleasure is not.

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I just feel like we shouldn’t have a new year until we get this one right.

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I’m delusional but self-aware, I call that Delaware.

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Y’all ever withheld good news so that it remains untouched by negativity?

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What archaeologists are really looking for is a hand digging back.

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I hate it when I’m gossiping at work and a customer wants to be served. How rude is that?

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Even my imaginary friend got bored and left me a note saying ‘we should see other people’

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I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.

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Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.

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Losing weight in your 40’s: LOL!

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Could someone please come over here and be the adult? I’m too tired.

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Living your life to the fullest does not have to involve selfies with bison.

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Nosferatu 2024, Frankenstein 2025, and Werwulf 2026. I was born at exactly the right time.

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If you say “Excellent choice” after somebody selects a floor in an elevator, you can usually get a pity laugh.

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An app where you and your partner swipe left and right on restaurants until there’s a match. No talking, no negotiation. Who’s building this?

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Forget hot girl summer, it’s rot girl summer (laying in bed, reading books, laying under layers of soft blankets).

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My family was too poor for a gene pool, so we soaked our genes in rye whiskey.

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About to form my very first opinion.

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I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

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Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I’m here for you. Sincerely, fridge.

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Are you ever in the mood to get hit by a car and spend like one month in the hospital?

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Should I be worried that buzzards circle me when I go for a run?

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Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.

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Job hunting has legitimately been the most demoralizing experience of my life. Nothing else will make you realize how little you can actually do.

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