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Witty text about avoiding Earth in reincarnation, playful and humorous in tone.

Next time I die, I’m going to make sure I’m reincarnated someplace other than Earth.

Commentary:
Earth's out, I'm booking a one-way ticket to Planet Calmdownia next time! πŸš€πŸŒŒπŸ˜…

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged afterlife, death, die, Earth, going, humor, i, joke, life, next, reincarnation, sure, time on May 19, 2026 by slickboy.

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