Next time I die, I’m going to make sure I’m reincarnated someplace other than Earth. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Earth's out, I'm booking a one-way ticket to Planet Calmdownia next time! πππ Related funny posts π€ I want a chiropractor to crack my entire body like a glow stick. One thing I will never understand about adulthood is how I’m supposed to make appointments if I work full time and every place closes at 6 p.m. Due to personal reasons, I will not be reincarnating on Earth again. Airbnb should have an option if you just want to use someoneβs bathroom for a few minutes. My toxic trait is when I’m bored, I start looking for flights to book.