Commentary:
If superhero movies have taught me anything, it's that cities are built exclusively out of Styrofoam! 🌆💥🤣
12 Funny damage quotes
Nobody gives me butterflies anymore. Y’all just give me brain damage.
Commentary:
Just when I thought I was getting romance, turns out it's vertigo! 🦋🤕😵
Socialism is like polio, it comes back when people forget about the horrible damage it did last time.
Commentary:
"Bringing back polio: not in style since…ever! 😂🚫💉"
Damaged inside, but outside we keep it gangsta.
Commentary:
"Keeping it 'smooth criminal' on the outside, but on the inside, it's a full drama episode. 🎭😎💔"
The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.
Commentary:
"Ah, the fabled creatures known as software engineers 🧙♂️ Uniquely intelligent or just really good at Googling error messages? 🤔 Their mystical powers have caused mischief indeed, turning everything into binary code and making the rest of us feel like mere mortals in the land of algorithms and bugs! 🤪👾 #WizardsOfTheDigitalRealm"
Shampoo companies need to be clearer when they say “repairs damage”. I cancelled my therapy for nothing.
Commentary:
Oh no, therapy wasted on a shampoo promise! 🤦♂️ Maybe it's time for a "clarify shampoo" for those misleading products. 🧴💔 Remember, it's all about managing expectations—both for your hair and your mental health! 😆✂️
I think being a hopeless romantic is giving me brain damage.
Commentary:
"Looks like cupid's arrow missed the mark and hit the head instead! 💔😂 Who knew that falling in love could be such a hazard for the brain cells? 🧠💘 #RomanticProblems"
When we’re old, the children will use Covid to explain our brain damaged opinions much like we do to Boomers with lead. It is fate.
Commentary:
Ah, the circle of generational blame continues! 🔄 Let's blame Covid for all our questionable decisions in the future, just like we blame lead for the Boomers' quirky ways. It seems fate has a sense of humor! 😆 #GenerationalBlameGame
Did you get that psychic damage I sent you?
Commentary:
"Getting hit by psychic damage is like getting an unexpected emotional package delivered straight to your brain! 📦✨ Hope you signed for it with a good mood and a side of humor! 😂 #PsychicSpecialDelivery"
Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.
Commentary:
"Excessive screen time causing brain damage? Well, guess it's time to add 'professional multitasker' to the resume! 🧠💥📱 #BrainsAreOverrated"