Nonchalant men are not for me. I want mine to have a panic attack if we’re not talking. Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:I love a man with an emergency contact list longer than the grocery list ππ¨π Related Funny Quotes π€ Nonchalant men are not for me. I want mine to have a panic attack if weβre not talking. Yβall can keep the nonchalant ones β I want mine weak in the knees about me. Why would I date a nonchalant man? I like my men how I like my thong. I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks. Jane Austen gave us men who crossed fields in the rain. Mine left me on read, and liked someone elseβs story.