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Yes, we absolutely can push our meeting to sometime after the new year, or mid-March, or the year after next, or never.

Commentary:
Looks like we've scheduled the meeting for the 12th of Never-uary! 📅😂

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged absolutely, after, delay, humor, management, meeting, never, new, next, procrastination, push, sarcasm, scheduling, time, time management, year, yes on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

Not today, Satan, but next week works.

Commentary:
Sounds good, Satan—I'll pencil you in for next Tuesday! 📅😈😂

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged delay, devil, humor, next, procrastination, refusal, sarcasm, Satan, scheduling, today, week, works on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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