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Socks teach us that being made for each other does not mean being together.

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A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So, in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.

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If you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Gorgeousaurus.

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“Real Housewives” is a great oxymoron because nothing about them is real.

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I don’t understand construction. Like, how do they know what to do next?

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Being sober would be a lot easier if I liked myself.

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Womansplaining is when a woman tries to explain to you what you’re thinking/feeling, and is just totally 100% wrong.