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Got my dog microchipped, so if he runs away, I can just press a button, and he’ll explode.

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After overthinking about it for 6 hours, I have decided that it’s actually not that big of a deal.

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Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus.

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Sorry I’m late. I was in the car waiting for my song to end.

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I have many talents, all equally un-monetizable.

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Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

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Feeling melancholy. Think I’ll have a drink and make things much worse.

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The delivery guy absolutely hates it when I call him my pizza mule.

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Men shouldn’t be allowed to download any app other than Wikipedia.

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Twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random dude walking by agrees with you.