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Being gracefully insane is the only way to survive life’s daily bullshit.

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You can tell it’s laundry day because I’m wearing flippers and a Viking helmet.

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I wonder if the sun also takes pictures of humanity going down?

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You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.

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“Help us improve Instagram!” Nice try, fix your own damn website.

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I’m at that age where someone can call me the wrong name and I’m just like “whatever, I’ll be Dan for a minute”.

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If you’re thinking of becoming a parent, just imagine working 6,570 days straight without a day off.

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A real smartphone would cut you off.

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Cleaning the kitchen, but saw the laundry, so I watered a plant, and now I’m making a dentist appointment.

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The problem with people starts when we expect things from them, or have anything to do with them.