Once your parents move from “What time are you coming back” to “Are you coming back today,” you have won the war. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Level up achieved! 🏆 Next quest: The fridge invasion! 🚪🍕😄 Related funny posts 😂 The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like “Slimelord” and “Glunkfather,” based on how dirty your clothes are. Before we all die from nuclear war or a global climate crisis, can we get a little alien invasion as a treat. I love you to the refrigerator and back. I’m sorry I didn’t text you back. I’m really busy watching the The Lord of The Rings in the form of mini clips on TikTok. The real flex is becoming the woman he cannot run back to.