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My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.

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Who called it an undertaker and not a host mortem?

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Welcome to your 50s: You’re not attracted to anyone who likes you.

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It’s actually crazy we figured out how to grow real diamonds that are cheaper and better quality than the real thing, and so many people are still like, no thanks, the suffering is what makes it special.

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The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying).

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If I was a fish, I’d be smoking all the seaweed.

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“Bye, have a great day, I’ll see you after school”, I tell the orange in my kid’s lunch.