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"Apparently sharing sandwiches isn't as cool as sharing a joint 🥪🌿 Who knew there was a 'subtle' sandwich etiquette we've all been missing out on? 😂 #WeirdButHungry"

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Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up.

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Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.

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I cannot definitively say, even after all I’ve seen, that I would not visit Jurassic Park.

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Sex is great, but have you ever started slowly picking up speed after sitting in a traffic jam?

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The minute I start feeling like a mother to a man, the relationship is over.

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As president, I will allow people to use the same password as before when changing their password.

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Calling ahead to the cafe to warn them to “get those beans brewing”.

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Is Mercury in reggaeton?

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If you say “Excellent choice” after somebody selects a floor in an elevator, you can usually get a pity laugh.

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This alien invasion could have been an email.

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Why does everyone always think that I know what I’m doing? Most of the time I watch myself in amazement and am curious to see what happens.

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That moment when you’re reading but realize you forgot to understand.

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Y’all be riding them bikes in the street like I don’t gotta look up my next song.

61 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My favorite genre of tweet is conservative guy asking Grok, ‘Is this true?’ and then arguing with it when it doesn’t give him the answer he likes.

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I take issue with furniture that deliberately moves 1 inch when you’re in a rush to get by.

29 shares on X this month:

They are all liars, so just pick the tallest and enjoy.

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Using my one phone call to call Santa.

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My doubters will become my grouters when I remodel the bathroom of success.

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At the club asking for Ibuprofen.

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The inventor of archery: Man, I really wanna stab that guy over there.

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I’m not really a “glass half full” kind of person. I’m more of a “Where’d I put my glass?” kind of person.

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I don’t trust anyone who gets enraged over messed-up fast food orders.

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By the time my CVS receipt finished printing, I was eligible for another prescription refill.

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Choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because I have a lot going on right now already.

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My kids didn’t follow me into the bathroom so now I’m scared to leave and find out what they got into instead.

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The Gen Z stare. The millennial pause. Instead, let’s talk about the boomer inappropriate personal question.

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“I’m not short. I’m just more down to earth than most people.”

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Insomniacs who are not afraid of the dark have nighty-night problems but the pitch ain’t one.

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The guy who drills the holes so you can assemble IKEA furniture is clearly having problems at home.

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Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

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My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

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Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.

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Explaining myself is too much work. Please just judge me.

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Can we change the phrase “Can I be frank with you” to “Can I be william with you”? I don’t want to be Frank.

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I hope Instagram is still active during the apocalypse, so the zombies can post pics of whose brains they’re currently eating.

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I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzled and exhausted on their websites, so I can get a real idea of what their clothes will look like on me.

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People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo.

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Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up.

Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.

I cannot definitively say, even after all I’ve seen, that I would not visit Jurassic Park.

Sex is great, but have you ever started slowly picking up speed after sitting in a traffic jam?

The minute I start feeling like a mother to a man, the relationship is over.

As president, I will allow people to use the same password as before when changing their password.

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