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Petition to start naming heatwaves after oil companies and wildfires after their CEOs.

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Turning up the heat on accountability, one wildfire at a time 🔥🌡️ #ExxonInferno #BPBlaze

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged after, CEO, change, climate, climate change, company, environmentalism, heatwave, humor, naming, oil, oil company, petition, satire, start, wildfire on Jul 29, 2026 by slickboy.

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