Commentary:
Turning up the heat on accountability, one wildfire at a time 🔥🌡️ #ExxonInferno #BPBlaze
Funny climate change quotes
The oceans are rising because no one is drinking their recommended 8-12 glasses of water per day.
Commentary:
Looks like we're all slacking on our ocean-draining duties 😂🌊🚰
I’m old enough to remember when the hole in the ozone layer killed us all off.
Commentary:
Guess we're all living in the sequel that never got made! 🌍😄☀️
Pumpkin spice season comes earlier every year and yet some still deny climate change.
Commentary:
🎃🍂 "It's the great paradox of our times – pumpkin spice season starts sooner each year, yet some refuse to acknowledge the warming temperatures outside. Maybe we should start serving iced pumpkin spice lattes as a compromise? Just a thought! 😄☕ #ClimateChangeDilemma"
Everyone talks about climate change, but no one has the courage to sacrifice a virgin to appease the gods.
Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old wisdom of sacrificing virgins to solve all our problems – can't believe we just stopped doing that! 🙄 Maybe if we start again, even the weather gods will be satisfied? 😂🌦️ #SacrificesForSunshine"
The real reason for global warming is that today’s young people are nowhere near as cool as we were back then.
Commentary:
"Oh, so that's where all the heat is coming from! 🔥 Who knew Mother Nature was just trying to warm up Gen Z's coolness factor? 😎 Time for the younger generation to bring the heat and cool down the planet! 🌍❄️ #GlobalWarming #CoolKids"