Please try to schedule meetings around my need for attention. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When your calendar looks more like a game of peekaboo than meetings 🗓️👶✨ Related funny posts 🤝 Life is basically avoiding people who have seen you naked, whilst trying to find new people to see you naked. If you get injured playing peekaboo, you end up in the ICU. Maybe your baby is crying because it doesn’t like you. According to my chocolate advent calendar, tomorrow is Christmas. Workplace Wrapped: you had 60k minutes of meetings this year that could’ve been an email.