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Looks like someone's going for the "I'll have one of everything" approach at McDonald's! 🍔🍟🌭 Must be preparing for the ultimate fast food feast! Better hope they saved some fries for the rest of us! 🤣🍔🍟

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Problematic bed time gap relationship.

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Your suitcase just texted. It’s getting bored.

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I’m not a very good poker player cause my eyes turn into big dollar signs when I see that I have a good hand.

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What would you do if you were in my situation right now? The situation being that I’m drunk.

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I don’t understand why people have to “get ready for bed.” I am always ready for bed.

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I don’t understand why my husband has to pay for a UFC fight when he could just throw one piece of candy on the floor in front of our kids.

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76 shares on Telegram this month:

Today is the Mondayest Thursday that has ever been mistaken for a Friday in the history of Wednesdays.

78 shares on Slack this month:

Texting my boss to let him know how excited I am for work tomorrow.

42 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Post-standing clarity is like, damn, I could have been sitting this whole time.

55 shares on WeChat this month:

I’d stalk me too, I get it.

63 shares on TikTok this month:

No crypto for me, thanks, at least not until I figure out how dollars work.

55 shares on Telegram this month:

If I was lying down and someone came up and gave me tons of kisses and smooshed my face, I’d love it. I don’t know what my cat’s problem is.

65 shares on X this month:

Remember: when a band skips your city on tour, it is always personal and they always hate you specifically.

78 shares on Reddit this month:

It’s important to fuel your body with essential nutrients, which can be found in cookies, chips, and candy.

30 shares on Slack this month:

My ducks: in a row. My elephant: addressed. My eggs: several baskets. My bigger fish: fried.

20 shares on Reddit this month:

Facebook friends are like pens. You may have 150, but only 5 are writing.

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Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

I’ve reached that age where I don’t have to drink to forget because it just happens naturally now.

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I hate it when I do the math about where my money went, and it all adds up. No one robbed me; I didn’t lose it. It was really all me.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

If you see me sad, just hug me and put some money in my pocket.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

Egyptians did pretty well for a civilization that wrote entirely in emoji.

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I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3 a.m., coming back from the club.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

God, please, for once in my life, let me get what I want.

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It’s hard to sleep knowing that cake is in the fridge.

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The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, he’s still hot.

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There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

Is it healthier to drink tap water and let the fluoride calcify my pineal gland or drink bottled spring water and let micro plastics settle in my balls?

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Moving is legitimately one of the worst human experiences.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

You can tell they named the aardvark early in the week and the anteater on a Friday.

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I read that Miley Cyrus will be starring in a remake of Silence of the Lambs. She’ll be playing Hannibal Montannibal.

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I got us matching straight jackets for Christmas.

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People never run off to join the circus anymore.

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Can’t wait to put up holiday lights so life can be equally crappy but festively so.

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Your call is very important to us, here’s six days of irritating music.

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I was actually a little too thankful yesterday so today I’m going to even it out with some ungratefulness and entitlement.

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People that tell us what sex gods they are, what do you want us to do with that information?

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“You’re so quiet.” Thanks, I’m not comfortable around you.

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Pretty sure the guy in front of me at McDonald’s ordered the rest of the food.

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What would you do if you were in my situation right now? The situation being that I’m drunk.

I don’t understand why people have to “get ready for bed.” I am always ready for bed.

I don’t understand why my husband has to pay for a UFC fight when he could just throw one piece of candy on the floor in front of our kids.

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