Pretty sure the guy in front of me at McDonald’s ordered the rest of the food. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppPretty sure the guy in front of me at McDonald’s ordered the rest of the food. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream. The inventor of autocorrect walked into a bar and ordered a bear. I identify as a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I go down when you really want me. I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today and now I’m trying to decide if I want Chinese food or pizza delivered for dinner tonight. Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.