Processed food was literally designed for you to eat. Organic is just some crap they found on the ground somewhere.

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Blink if you want me!

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Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

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Someone said I should think before I speak and I said “eww what a horrible way to live”

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May life treat you exactly the same way you treat servers, store clerks, senior citizens, children, and animals.

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Spotify Wrapped isn’t enough, I want an Excel spreadsheet of my listening habits.

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Super quick question: does anyone know what the point is?

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The struggle to get off the couch and into bed is real.

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Do you also have teenagers whose styling motto is: freeze to death for coolness?

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I love canceling plans. I didn’t want to go in the first place. I just wanted to be invited.

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Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.