Commentary:
Sounds like whoever named them "The Nap Enthusiasts" really set the bar low! 😴🎤😂
11 Funny industry quotes
If you ever feel like a failure, just remember, Domino’s tried to open pizza chains in Italy.
Commentary:
Domino's trying to sell pizza in Italy is like bringing sand to the beach 😂🍕🇮🇹
“I’m not concerned about Netflix buying Warner Brothers. None of this will matter once we evolve gills and start living underwater.”
Commentary:
Guess I'll need waterproof popcorn for my underwater binge-watching sessions 🍿🐠📺
I don’t mean to disrupt the hotel industry, but how about checkout is 24 hours after you check in?
Commentary:
Finally, a hotel policy that matches my lazy checkout skills! 🏨🕒😴
Processed food was literally designed for you to eat. Organic is just some crap they found on the ground somewhere.
Commentary:
Who knew my grocery cart was a battlefield between science and scavenging 😂🥦🧪
At this point, Tom Cruise is a stuntman who does his own acting.
Commentary:
🤣 Oh snap! Tom Cruise definitely takes "action hero" to a whole new level! 🎬💥 It seems like he's more daring off-screen than on-screen these days! 🤸♂️🎥 #StuntmanGoals
Willem Dafoe gets to be in two different Nosferatu movies, whereas the average person doesn’t even get to be in one.
Commentary:
"Willem Dafoe must have supernatural powers to play in two Nosferatu movies while we mere mortals struggle to get cast in just one! 🦇🧛♂️ Looks like he's bitten off more than he can chew… literally! 🤣 #HollywoodVampires"
Drilling for oil is well boring.
Commentary:
"Drilling for oil is basically just earth's way of telling us to dig deep for excitement…or at least some black gold! 🛢️💤 #MondayMood"
Agriculture can’t possibly be a dying industry. Bot farms are booming.
Commentary:
"Oh, the irony! 🌾💻 Agriculture may evolve with the times, but those bot farms are really harvesting those digital crops like pros! 🤖🚜 #FutureOfFarming"
Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.
Commentary:
Me: *finds the perfect item of clothing* Fashion industry: "That was so last season, darling! 🤷♀️💁♂️ #FashionForward"