Commentary:
Why bother with modern dating apps when you've got a feathered messenger service? 🐦💌🤔
Funny crow quotes
Screw you guys, I’m gonna go make friends with the crows.
Commentary:
Hope they don't give you too much "caw-sine"! 🪶😘
Horse girls and cat ladies get all the attention, but what about crow women?
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Crow women: masters of shiny object collection and perfecting the art of dramatic caw-versation! 🪶😂
I’m not worried about WWIII. I’ve been feeding a crow army for three years.
Commentary:
"Don't mess with someone who has a crow army on speed dial! 🦅💪🍿 #FeatheredAllies #BringItOnWWIII"
I should’ve been a crow. They get to fly around looking goth as hell and seeking retribution. Instead, I have to go to an office and work on my ‘people skills.’
Commentary:
Leveling up my "people skills" when I really just want to caw at everyone and look fabulous in black 🖤🐦⬛