Not now, I’m befriending a crow and teaching it how to deliver handwritten love notes. Posted onMay 28, 2026
I’m not worried about WWIII. I’ve been feeding a crow army for three years. Posted onMay 21, 2026
I should’ve been a crow. They get to fly around looking goth as hell and seeking retribution. Instead, I have to go to an office and work on my ‘people skills.’ Posted onMay 20, 2026