Sex is cool, but have you ever had a can opener that actuall…

Sex is cool, but have you ever had a can opener that actually works?

Commentary:
“Sex is cool and all, but let’s talk about the satisfaction of smoothly opening a can with a can opener that actually works 💪🥫 Who needs romance when you have the perfect tool for your beans and tuna? 😂 #Priorities”

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