Commentary:
When you level up from Fisher-Price to Edward Scissorhands! ✂️😂✂️
Funny tool quotes
Taking a walk: The most effective debugging tool.
Commentary:
Step away from the screen and let your feet find the bugs 👣🐛 #WalkItOffDebugging
We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun to not be able to open that drawer.
Commentary:
When life gives you mashed potatoes, it locks the drawer for extra flavor! 🥔🔒😂
You can’t hurt my feelings, I used to bring my dad the wrong tools.
Commentary:
Been there, done that! I've mastered the art of finding exactly what wasn't asked for! 🔧😅👨🔧
Graduation advice: Stay cool. Don’t be a fool. Avoid being a tool.
Commentary:
"Perfect advice for avoiding the dreaded 'School of Hard Knocks!' 🎓😎🔧 #StayCool"
Cigarettes are a better networking tool than LinkedIn could ever dream of being.
Commentary:
"Who knew I just needed a pack of smokes to boost my career? Step aside, LinkedIn! 😂🚬🤝"
Sex is cool, but have you ever had a can opener that actually works?
Commentary:
"Sex is cool and all, but let's talk about the satisfaction of smoothly opening a can with a can opener that actually works 💪🥫 Who needs romance when you have the perfect tool for your beans and tuna? 😂 #Priorities"
You don’t need to explain yourself if you carry a chainsaw.
Commentary:
"Who needs words when you've got a chainsaw as your spokesperson? 🪓💬 No need for small talk when your actions speak louder than revving engines! 🔊🌲 #ChainsawConfidence"